The Big Bang Theory

HiYa 'll....:)

Well, it's the 4th of July and Our Independence is once again remembered. It reminds us of how things 'could have been' had the early colonist didn't have a short fuse and the desire to want to be 'free' from the will of others. So they 'rose up' in 'unison to 'rebel', freeing themselves of the 'old ways' from which they came from and became 'free' from 'taxation without proper representation'. Oh Ya, surely history needs to be rewritten....lol.....seems to me nothing really changed except to whom we 'write' the 'check' too !...lol. :) Which reminds me of this story.

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window. Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."

Ok, you say ! What the heck does that have to do with the 'fourth?'....lol .....Well, initially not very much. However, the story does remind us that if it wasn't for the 'finicky fickle females' we would be speaking with British accents. But as over time has attested, even the British seem very much 'American'.
Say what, hmmmm...did I lose you somewhere along the 'trip' ? lol....Well....you see, behind ever man stands a woman, ( Now I don't think I need to describe by definition a man vs. a woman, now do I ??) and whatever a woman wants, man seems to accomodate, one way or the other. So the 'freedom' that man 'cherishes' really relies upon the 'woman's posture' and 'desires'....lol :)

So all you men out there, listen up...have a 'big bang' this fourth and enjoy ! Freedom comes with a price ! ....

Next time America
Always,
Steve